Panone

Person who no one knows their first name. This person is doomed to play J.V. for the rest of their career. Usually funny, but ridiculously stupid.

Do you know that Panone over there?! What the heck is his name?

by 911smarty December 17, 2009

Pajong

To destroy, own, or eradicate in the possessive I form. It can replace "I win, I am the best, YOU ARE BAD", where self approval is being promoted and assumed in its usage.

"Pajong!!!" - After scoring a goal
You were pajoned

by PAJONG November 25, 2011

pajowel

The act of holding your load until your unit is almost all the way down the bitch's throat and then releasing it. At which point, you throw your fists up in the air, scream "PAJOWEL!!!" and laugh as she gags.

The next time that bitch pisses me off, I'm gonna bust a pajowel on her..

by jetplane December 25, 2004

Pujoner

The erection an ESPN analyst gets when Albert Pujols is batting

Wow! Jon Miller just got a massive Pujoner when Albert Pujols stepped up to the plate!

by BJorgy May 1, 2010

Pjone

A typo idrk I failed English

My pjone grew legs and walked away

by kneeger November 21, 2020

pajonga

An unusually large penis

Austin has a Pajonga. He must get all the bitches

by Dez4ever July 5, 2014

paoned

A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.

That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.

by klod March 4, 2008