by Ryan_h702 April 30, 2023
Get the pinussy mug.Paynuss is the latin root word for the commonly used word penis, meaning male genetalia. It is believed that the origin of the word came from a man with the name "Nuss". Nuss was a latin man that was said to have a 30 foot monster. Because of this beast, the leadies flocked to him, and they had to "pay" Nuss in order for him to satisfy them. Therefore, the word paynuss came to mean what it is today.
My friend Forrest is said to have quite the paynuss.
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
A: I wonder where the word penis came from?
B:Dude don't you know about paynuss?
A: Ah of course, that guy nuss must of had a mammoth dick
by MasterForrest March 11, 2010
Get the paynuss mug.Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
Get the painus mug.When a female has so much anal sex that her anus starts coming out of her ass, it looks like a second deformed vagina.
1. Dude I gave my girlfriend painus her parents are so pissed
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.
2. My doctor said I have analititus infectiotite. I figure it's just painus.
2. The other day I saw some chick at the beach bend over and It looked like a cameltoe but I looked closer and it was just painus.
by Smiwy May 20, 2010
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Get the Painus mug.A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.
Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.
by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009
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