Painus

Abbreviation for "Pain in the Anus"; derived from "Pain in the Ass".

X: goddam Uni is a painus

X: fukin hell your a painus, shut up already

by ChaosDogg June 3, 2005

painus

The discomfort that occurs during the process of eating the anus of a pig.

"I took the first bite and was immediately hit with the most painus I'd ever experienced."

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

Painus

When a person is being a complete pain in the anus

Eve: blah blah blah
Kitty: My god you're being a total pain in my anus.
Eve: Blah Blah Blah
Kitty: You're such a painus!

by NumberOneKitty January 23, 2008

Painus

An intense pain in and around your anus

Kelly went for a massive bike ride around the lake. When she returned , she hopped of her bike and felt a horrible pain in her and around her anus.

Kelly: "It must have be from the seat"
Scottie: "Sure it was"
Scottie: "That's what we like to call, Painus"

by Mr Rollie June 10, 2008

Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 19, 2008

Painus

Pain felt from a penis in your anus-also used as a present tense term for someone experiencing pain from a penis in the anus in that moment

"What's wrong Jen?" "I've got a painus and its hard to shit,Jason put it in my ass last night."

by Solomacn December 5, 2012

Painus

A play on words; Another way of saying something/someone is being a pain in one's ass, or causing one grief. A great way of cleverly insulting someone without their knowledge.

Pedro: Agh, James is being a real painus.

Rebekah: Painus? What the hell is that.
Pedro: A pain in my ass, that's what.

James: .... Wait, what?

Rebekah: hahaha
Pedro: jajajaja

by curvykirby_ December 1, 2017