Pack Mule

When you fudge pack a mule, donkey, horse, zebra, unicorn (watch out for his pokey thing) or like creature.

Bill was a real pack mule. His habitual beastiality got him in trouble repeatedly at the local zoo.

by sacopex February 21, 2004

Mexican Pack Mule

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019

Pack the mule

When you run your fingers up someone's crack and stuff their underwear up their anus.

The guys were playing pack The mule and Steve got Rusty a good one.

by Westley Virginia June 17, 2021

Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019