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Pachovism

Holy ass society of duck-like personalities (duck=patka, patche in Macedonian lang.), highly skilled/distinguished in ass-hole sucking, sneaking, licking and duck-like walking/shaking afterwards following in formation their ass-prime. “Ass is a sacred place” is in their preamble/mental matrix, existing for anus maintenance as their only objective/purpose. There is no pachovists limit per ass, and they usually gather around Alpha-ass (boss, manager, leader, decision-maker) in small groups, with distinctive order and role in daily routine of ass preservation. Achieving goals which are usually far from their capabilities and taking places of true professionals in company structures, with no real practical ability are 3 most common recognition characteristics of the true pachovism represent. How to discover a pachovist?-talking nonsense, 24/7 play-dead-busy-looking, low-speed reckoning and judgment, leather jacket/french coat as outfit is more than welcome, nasty habit like public nose picking or poor hygiene. Male species are usually with questionable high education, with strong mental sexual deviations, mostly finding their partners as dominant in every department, looking their way in fetishes. Female species are usually fine “equipped”, with bollocks-sense of fashion, mainly oriented in office excursions able of infinite trash-talk. Most common feature for both genders is noisy discussion in shared facilities, generally to emphasize some irrelevant point/justify themselves.
Alpha-ass: Hey Asutrak, when those monthly reports will be finished and sent to the head office?
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?

Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.
by Sigmund69 May 28, 2012
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Pache

a Passionate, feisty person. a pache is someone who loves to be around people and loves themselves, weather they admit it or not
Person 1: wow that girl is so feisty
Person 2: she's such a pache
by lil.Mal January 17, 2011
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Pachee

A very intelligent and beautiful girl whose name means "bright shiny flower". The best person you will ever meet and will not ever regret meeting. Her compliments are the best because you know you are being loved. The sweetest person with a great personality.
Hey! That is pachee over there!

I need to go pick a pachee up asap before I lose it.

Pachee is awesome!
by superduperlyamazing September 6, 2011
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Pancheva

means ray of light, spanish for love, so can be defined as lovelight. people with the surname Pancheva are often seen surrounded by My little pony-dolls. There is no explaination for this.
miss Pancheva went to the beach to look at icebergs, the icebergs melted in her presence because of heat from the light in the name.
by Tor Hammer January 7, 2010
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Pacheen

Pacheen is an insult for someone when you can't fins the correct swear word to use.
you're such a- a - PACHEEN !!
by snow_flower November 23, 2020
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Thorsten Pacher

He is the most magnificent, intense, amazing, hardcore, and talented at everything. Some say when he runs the world just spins under his feet. He is without a doubt the pinical of evolution. He is the perfect thing. They say he isn't even human. He has adopted, what he thinks, is an adequate human body, so that he doesn't attract attention.

He is the father of god.
When someone sneezes, you say: "Thorsten Pacher bless you"
by Common Children May 8, 2009
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pachear

could mean a variety of things
1. person who laughs uncontrollably at certain things no one understands
2. a person who is stubborn as hell
3. a mythological being that is said to possess beauty beyond our imagination
Pachear, is a word.
by nellie08sogreat December 27, 2008
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