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A circle that took a dick that was too big.
No. I don't want to use oval in a sentence. Figure it out for yourself, dumbfuck.
Oval by dumb_fuck February 3, 2021

Oval Office Grab-ass 

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
Oval Office Grab-ass by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Oval Office 

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!
Oval Office by Dbres April 20, 2012

Oval Manoeuvre 

A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.
"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"

"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"
Oval Manoeuvre by Frandroid April 13, 2009

Oval Office 

a slang term for the vagina
Mr. Lincoln loves to work in the Oval Office
Oval Office by Iron Balls September 8, 2006

Oval Plate 

A way to serve different type of food on one plate.
Not to be confused with a Platter which is COMPLETELY different
Wow I love this food served on my oval plate. It tastes way better than if it was served on a platter.
Oval Plate by TRs08Sam September 28, 2008