thai orchid

A sexual position popularized by Thai prostitutes in the 1980s. It requires the ability to contort the body into a pretzel-like shape and reach down to massage the scrotum during intercourse.

The position gives an observer the impression of a "blooming orchid" when it is executed properly.

Holy shit, that girl can do the Thai Orchid.

by Pollup December 25, 2007

Orchid

Just like her name she is unique and different. Dont try to play her because she is sensitive. She wont fight for a guy that she knows is gonna leave her. Will fall for the wrong guys until she finds the right one that wont leave. Has lots of abandonment issues so dont get serious if your gonna leave. She is one of a kind and will make an awesome girlfriend.

Person 1: You gonna go out with Brianna ?
Person 2: Nah, I need a girl like Orchid..

Person 1: My girl is hot... what about yours?
Person 2: She doesnt have to be hot if she is an Orchid..

by MustachesOnUnicorns December 30, 2011

Orchid Fever

when a westerner becomes seriously attracted or drawn to Thailand and/or Thai culture

Tom went to Thailand for a holiday and has come back with a dose of Orchid Fever.

by rabbler September 4, 2009

meat eating orchid

Invented by Kurdt Cobain when describing the Vagina- see {heart shaped box}

No wonder chicks are so pissed off all of the time, you would be too if you had someone putting the meat injection in your meat eating orchid all the time.

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

orchidaceous

Portraying ostentatious luxury; pretentious

Derived from the orchid flower, pertaining to its beautiful and boastful appearance.

John's orchidaceous Christmas light display is just a way of rubbing in the fact that he is richer than all of his neighbors.

by Dan Cootch-o-matic December 7, 2006

Vibrating Orchid

The act of a woman passing raspberry sounding gas during intercourse that impact the man's scrotum. The gas whaff against the mans scrotum has the effect of vibration.

As the couple were having sex Jill gave Jack a vibrating orchid.

by TheMaster69 January 27, 2011

Orchid Stamp

The female version of a mushroom stamp; when a woman places her vagina on a person's forehead, leaving a mark where her vagina had been.

I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an orchid stamp! It was hot but kinda weird...

by honeytiger May 6, 2009