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Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.
Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.
by I hate optimists April 25, 2010
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optimistic

Being positive all the time. Recovers from anger or sadness very quickly or doesn't feel bad emotions at all. Usually very high spirited or loves to smile, you'll know 'em when you see them.
Jaime is so optimistic, nothing brings her down!
by AcetheSpade December 9, 2007
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blindly optimistic

often associated with a person who is optimistic to the point that they seem to forget or ignore the obvious shittiness of the situation or activity
dude we got to try harder, we are about to fail

at least we tried and at least we had fun...

you are too blindly optimistic

so, at least I'm optimistic

(to others) i rest my case
by bravo-tango-7-2-7-4 May 26, 2018
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optimystical

ADJECTIVE- A combination of optimistic and mystical, used when describing a person whose optimism transcends physical reality and therefore manifests a higher level of existence through higher thinking.
Daily meditation can give you an optimystical outlook in your work environment.
by Karmarocca February 2, 2009
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Optimistic Photography

The practice of using camera angles and strategic cropping to alter the subject of the photograph's perceived attractiveness. When used in conjunction with photo-manipulation, it can be a potent and effective means of convincing others that this individual is not fat and/or ugly.

Optimistic Photography is seen primarily in social media, most prevalently on dating sites. A person exploiting optimistic photography will use it to extract features which are unattractive, and shift attention to those which are more attractive.

When the compounding effect of alcohol is added, the mind of the drinker can confuse the earlier (first) impression of the subject with the cold, hard, unfortunate truths of reality and fact. The optimism lurks quietly in the mind of the victim.

For educational purposes only:

1) A downward camera angle can hide the volume (and thus, mass) of a person.
2) Taking a picture of oneself (close range) will also hide the shear size and volume of the subject.
3) Elongating the jaw or using unnatural facial expressions during a photograph can give the illusion of a thinner (and leaner) face. This can, in turn, alter the perception of a person's baseline attractiveness
4) A blurry picture, bright flash, or blown out contrast can also hide blemishes or wrinkles which may appear in reality.

Note: Publishing old pictures, while misleading, does not fall under this definition, but would still be considered trickery, of which optimistic photography is a form.
Oh my god, Holly looks about 100 lbs. (45 kg.) heavier than on her Myspace. Her optimistic photography almost sent me cow tipping!

I want to shake the hand of the optimistic photographer who ironed out her beat-ass face!

My blind date must have actually thought I was blind. She looks NOTHING like her optimistic profile picture!
by BigBOAT April 2, 2011
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optimistic pessimism

telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed
by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008
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optimistic cigarette

a spliff smoked after breakfast and before dinner with close friends. Typically followed by reading and low-fi music, or casual conversation.
hey dude let's roll an optimistic cigarette, we got nothin' better to do.
by Thomas j! August 20, 2007
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