ostaristic

If you have to ask the definition, you'll never understand it.

He is a very ostaristic person.

by Mark Doom December 10, 2004

Ostard

It is a common name defining a kind of animals which were believed to have just two feet, ran fast and looked like an ostrich; generally took part in the myths and belonged to the middle age. (Used in some FRP games)

*Yesterday I saw an ostard in the deepest place of the forest and than domesticated it.

*My sweet mount is the most powerful ostard among the others.

by Miranda Bir Anda March 20, 2010

Keith Opstad

The awesome teacher that is just oozing pure awesomeness and radiating super human knowledge about everything in the world.

Hey Susie who is your art teacher?
Oh it is a Keith Opstad!

by The Arrow October 5, 2011

black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

by daBuster September 28, 2011

optarse

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us
tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave
alec: don't be an optarse!

by gak September 18, 2008

Opstad

Opstad is far, and I mean FAR ahead of all civilization on planet Earth. Measuring how far ahead they are is impossible, but IF we were to measure it, the answer would be in the millions. Unlimited electric power, traveling at lightspeed, time traveling and reality warping are only a fraction of their arsenal of futuristic technology. The GDP per capita in Opstad is located around 2 hyperlatrix ({10, 10 (1) 10, 10} & 10) dollars, that means that Opstad has total GDP of 297 hyperlatrix dollars.

Person 1: Yo, have you ever been to Opstad?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool there.

by Otto Von Vinterhjelm November 22, 2022

OnStarStruck

A fascination with the OnStar service found on many GM vehicles.

Since she bought her new car, that girl calls OnStar for everything…she loves it - I think she is OnStarStruck!

by BurleyQ November 26, 2007