A town run by families who made their money on factories and railroads in the 1800's before things like labor laws and unions, who still look at the general population as if they are disposable peasants. They will encourage town officials through peer pressure and bribes to sacrifice public well-being for the sake of Cooperstown tourist season.
The general population is composed of three groups: 1) trust fund beneficiaries that play at being hippies for the aesthetic, but still call the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds to walk by their house 2) hard working townsfolk who may or may not have a drug problem and also calls the cops if a person of color talks more than thirty seconds to walk by their apartment 3) welfare barons that sit at home eating cheesy poofs, table top gaming, smoking meth, and calling the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds walking passed their trailer
The general population is composed of three groups: 1) trust fund beneficiaries that play at being hippies for the aesthetic, but still call the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds to walk by their house 2) hard working townsfolk who may or may not have a drug problem and also calls the cops if a person of color talks more than thirty seconds to walk by their apartment 3) welfare barons that sit at home eating cheesy poofs, table top gaming, smoking meth, and calling the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds walking passed their trailer
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The shittiest place in the galaxy
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.
there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.
we turn into hippies and then we die.
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.
there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.
we turn into hippies and then we die.
believe me with this, bro.
i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.
i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.
by getnakedbroskis August 26, 2011
Get the Oneonta mug.a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.
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by mysteryy July 2, 2012
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by a college student here March 2, 2005
Get the SUNY Oneonta mug.More known as Stoneonta High School, the only good school in Otsego County where all the rad kids are. The skaters, basketball players, lacrosse players and baseball players are all fine. Where volleyball is the main sport just because spandex and rape and teen pregnancies are normal. Not the party school of the town but known for some good raves.
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