onions

An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
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An blow to someone else's ego, whether by verbal insult or physical embarrassment.
Derived from CBS college basketball announcer Bill Raftery's use of the term after one team hits a big shot to crush the other team.
"I was down 4 cups in Beer pong but came back. It was ONIONS all over the other team."
by 3Pointer November 16, 2005
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better than the word "killin'" and a synonym for the word "braume"; something/someone extremely cool. beyond words.
"whoa! that entire concert was ONIONS! let me buy a CD right now!"
by shwee-doo April 15, 2011
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an emotion somewhere between sadness, frustration and anger usually characterized by being confronted by a problem or situation which you have no capacity to resolve or overcome.
Ex 1. There are 50, 000 gallons of oil draining into the ocean in the gulf of mexico daily. It feels like onions.

Ex 2. When my boyfriend sold my priceless collection of pokemon cards on ebay, without telling me, for money to buy cigarettes, it felt like onions.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh June 01, 2010
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"whatchu been up to, son?" "shit, man. i been shoving HEAVY onions." "oh yeah? spark it up."
by Yaya February 26, 2012
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"Motherfuckers from Runyan, steady poppin them onions." (D12 - Git Up)
by Quills Dinkens July 31, 2005
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The purest opiate of the ginger colour, not to be confused with blonde or any other normal colour.
onionsbed:// ok people, time to start laughing, i just shit myself :D
by Anon. May 18, 2004
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