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one eyed snake

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A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
by Shaggy October 7, 2003
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One eyed Snake

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The long object between the male's legs. The long is usually the better
Shit that one eyes snake is long!

God Go the Snake!!! *moans*
by mysterious_writa October 24, 2004
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one eyed snake

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Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022
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One-Eyed Snake Salute

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The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
by Emithises' Shit Post May 14, 2018
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One Eyed Snake Monster

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A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
by berty68 October 1, 2008
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one-eyed snake charmer

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damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
by manyook April 29, 2010
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