Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet 

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet 

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

Get on the Skibidi Toilet 

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.

Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"

Get on the Skibidi Toilet by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg 

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! 

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet! by Telephony June 15, 2014