omnitard

While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.

Man, Joe is such an omnitard. Every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.

by Jaq Lemur January 20, 2009

Ombitorntoishtoneberine

Ombitorntoishtoneberine is a word used to describe someone or something. It means that someone/something is stupid and/or fucking ugly. It can also mean bum licker, bum eater or bum toucher.

"You're such an ombitorntoishtoneberine.." Carl said.
"Fuck off you damn bastard! I'm not!" Carl yelled back to himself because he's lonely and has no friends or anyone to insult him.

by Not an ombitorntoishtoneberine February 29, 2020

omjizzle

An intense way of saying OMG, or oh my God, in a more old-school way. Pronounced "oh em jizzle".

Omjizzle! Green Day is having a concert next month!

by N@y June 6, 2011

omnitionary

a super confusing, wikipedia-like website. perhaps created by famous youtuber, author, and nerdfighter, John Green.

"yo, did you check out that Omnitionary page about Margo Roth Spiegelman?"

by Maybe Rare Cricket January 17, 2009

omnitangent

coming from the words omnipresent and tangent, it means that your are constantly thinking about everything at the same time and the thoughts are completely off topic

Thinking about 12 different topics at the same time whilst talking to friends and yet the thoughts have nothing to do with the conversation, thats omnitangent

by Impurity 65 March 26, 2008

omnitop

{OM-nee-top}

n. A bisexual man who doesn't care whether the person he ends up with is a male or female, as long as that person takes the submissive role in sexual situations

"Dude, are you trying to hook up with that chick or her boyfriend?"

"I'd be happy to fuck either. I'm an omnitop."

by Gregrrrrs November 5, 2013

Omith

Omith is the name of the Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history.

TL;DR: Omith is an absolute Chad x99999999.

"Omith is a fucking Gigachad! " ~ Anyone who's watched cuckold porn.

by Perverted_Terrorist November 21, 2021