olfactory assault

When a person's mere proximity is enough to make you feel like your being repeatedly punched in the sinuses by their overbearing perfume/cologne. Olfactory assaulters have no sense of smell therefore they are immune to their own chemical warfare.

Do you like my perfume?
Yes it's intoxicating, and by intoxicating I mean, I feel like I'm two drinks in and am being waterboarded with gasoline. Please end this olfactory assault. I surrender and will tell you anything you need to know. And I'll use my underwear as the white flag.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh September 25, 2010

offectionate

1. Not Readily feeling or showing fondness or tenderness.
2. Not Expressing fondness.

The other day I went to give my dog a hug and he jumped off the couch and went into the other room, he is so offectionate

by NickyLags October 10, 2010

Olfactory Chapeauphilia

The fetish of sniffing hats

"Tell her to put his trilby down! Her olfactory chapeauphilia is getting out of control"

by FluffyBunnyWunny February 21, 2012

Olfactionist

An individual who passionately encompasses communication, particularly intimately, through scent.

Paul is an olfactionist, he smelled my fingers!

by Sexynerd69xx February 22, 2023

olfactorygasm

When a beautiful woman smells so amazing that you have mental orgasms about her.

Dude, I don't know what kind of perfume Colleen was wearing, but when she walked by I started having serious olfactorygasms!

by The OEM October 28, 2011

Olfacious

Pertaining to the olfactory bulb and the sense of smell.

Having a particularly pungent odor.

Matt told Hannah that her armpits were particularly olfacious after their hot yoga sesh

by Mtho68 July 12, 2015

[olection]

a tention that is in the air between a boy and a girl.
when i girl gives a boy that sexy look. when she wants him and he wants her but both ignoring the fact.
the feeling of wanting someone really bad but unability to have them.

there is a obvious olection between them.

by dolphins? December 22, 2008