Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie

johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."

by maya froggie March 13, 2024

surrogate older sibling

A person who fulfills the vacancy to be the surrogate older sibling in a family where the oldest child has left home whilst the younger sibling(s) are still too young to move out. Such vacancies are commonly found on the Happy Family sticker in the rear windshield of the family car. This role often involves providing guidance, support, and companionship in the absence of the biological older sibling.

After my older brother left home for college, someone became the surrogate older sibling, helping me navigate school and life at home.

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Older Siblings

People that are sooooo perfect and never start fights.

Yech. Older siblings. If only mom and dad could understand their bullshit.

by iTookAHarSHIT May 19, 2021