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The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has.
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”
Old Spice by Therhiccestboi January 24, 2018
The term used to describe any of the individual Spice Girls in modern day.
I used to think the Spice Girls were hot, but now that they're all Old Spice I've changed my mind.
(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.
old spice by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
When two old mexican guys cum in your armpits.
Steve: Why do your armpits smell like stale salt water?

Shawn:Old Spice, bro!
Old Spice by Viesel Dan Weebs October 23, 2011
A crypto-faction originating from the United States of America that aims to spread the radical ideas of “Spicism” through any means necessary.
After infiltrating the highest echelons of the American government, Old Spice initiated a coup which ultimately granted it unlimited control over the country
Old Spice by Old anew August 2, 2019
Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wore old spice and now I have…POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Old spice by Vdfghhnswyihcc November 3, 2021