Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.

That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!

by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012

old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.

Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.

by rwellz April 26, 2024

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.

Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.

by Justhilarious November 8, 2018

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010