Him: hey it's October 4th
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.
her:oh okay do you want it now?
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.
her:oh okay do you want it now?
by Dailynews.com October 4, 2020

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!
Ruby - wait is it your birthday today
Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th
Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th
by Crumpfartmaster September 27, 2020

October 4th:
Person 1: my day has been shit
Person 2: i shit myself
Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit
Person 1: my day has been shit
Person 2: i shit myself
Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit
by Shittyuyyydudggd October 4, 2020

by Ehehdjejsudhebdhjdndyxyxhd October 2, 2020

by Gang_gang9087 October 3, 2019

by TELL UR CRUSH U LIKE THEM❤️ October 2, 2021

God took his time when creating people born on this day. People born on Oct 4th tend to be funny, charming, sexy and just perfect.
by S3x_Mach1ne November 24, 2021
