October 4th

October 4th is the national "give your BF a blowjob day"
Him: hey it's October 4th
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.

her:oh okay do you want it now?
by Dailynews.com October 04, 2020
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October 4th

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!
Ruby - wait is it your birthday today

Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th
by Crumpfartmaster September 27, 2020
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October 4th

A day where its either shit, or u shit urself (or both)
October 4th:

Person 1: my day has been shit
Person 2: i shit myself

Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit
by Shittyuyyydudggd October 04, 2020
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October 4th

Today’s October 4th, let’s punch Chloe
by Ehehdjejsudhebdhjdndyxyxhd October 02, 2020
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October 4th

Person 1: Hey, its october 4th!
Person 2: and?
Person 1: its national girlfriends day
by Gang_gang9087 October 03, 2019
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October 4th

Name-goes to hug random person
Person-why did you just hug me?
Name-it’s October 4th:)
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October 4th

God took his time when creating people born on this day. People born on Oct 4th tend to be funny, charming, sexy and just perfect.
My birthday is on October 4th next week
by S3x_Mach1ne November 24, 2021
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