Octagon

A situation that is awkward
A situation that makes you want to go back in time and wish that you never said that thing that made the whole room silent.
A situation that makes every ones expectations of you go down the fucking drain
A situation were your thinking some one please pull the fire alarm so everyone will stop looking at me
A situation that happens pretty frequently were T-Mouse will try to make a joke, and no one laughs.

"Aw fuck, he's showing my girlfriend texts from my ex, OCTAGON"
"Damn that girl is hot, your girlfriend taps you on the shoulder from behind with a not so satisfied face, OCTAGON"
"

by Owen-Katie Forever May 09, 2013

octagon

A shape used to cause scilence in Dr. Jagers classroom at Greenhills School.

"Respect the octagon!"

by hot pink rubber duckie March 03, 2008

The Octagon

The area surrounding greenwich, south london where the bell never rings

im in the octagon and ive just seen another knockout

by sudoandhispump October 15, 2008

Octagon

An 8-sided polygon, mainly associated with stop signs.

Whoa! That stop sign is, like, an octagon!
all of em are

by subscribe to me on youtube pls September 19, 2018

octagon

A term of measurement equal to 8 meters

Look at that dog it's 12 octagons away!

by Doctor of words December 26, 2009

octagon

a square person who is trying to become well-rounded.

That nerd is trying to be cool. He's no longer square. He's an octagon.

by Wordman999 March 03, 2008

Octagoning

Verb. Past Tense: Octagoned
The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.

Angus: I just fired off a missile
Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank
Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat
Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing

The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.

by Chris Nissen April 24, 2008