Octagoning 

Verb. Past Tense: Octagoned
The act of putting down toilet paper on the seat before taking a poo as the straight lines of toilet paper form the shape of an octagon. This is mostly done in public toilets or toilets alien to the user.

Angus: I just fired off a missile
Pablo: Dude that's gross, those toilets are jank
Angus: Its cool, I octagoned the seat
Pablo: Even still, for me its my own throne or nothing

The art of octagoning is to tesselate the paper so as to block out all of the seat.

Octagoning by Chris Nissen April 24, 2008

octagonical

the correct but commonly unused word to describe a geometric figure that has eight sides. derived from the latin vernacular 'gonical', which is translated: rachel doesnt know what she's talking about, b/c she failed geometry sophomore year.

dave: yeah if it was .... octagonical... like a stop sign

rach: you mean octagonal?? haha silly.

dave: NO, i mean octagonical... its a word...

octagonical by bigwavedave July 28, 2006

octagonist 

1. your arch enemy.
2. super-evil.
3. someone who gets down on you about as bad as anyone ever did.
4. someone who gets you mad in eight different ways.

That greaser across town is out for my shit, he is really octagonizing me.

Doc Ock was Spiderman's octagonist.

octagonist by Dr.Funkenbass January 23, 2010