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oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.
Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal
by Christhakilla January 3, 2008
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oatmeal

"oatmeal person"
by noixz January 15, 2009
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to be oatmealed

Having your website mentioned by a social actor so viral that it makes your servers crash. The expression originates from comments regarding Matthew Inman's (cartoonist behind The Oatmeal) sending a gigantic amount of people on a given website once he mentions it on his facebook page, and making this website unavailable to other fans within seconds of being posted, every single time.
— Heh. Their site's been oatmealed.
— I know, they'll need a new server now that The Oatmeal mentioned them in a post!
— It kinda both is nice and sucks to be oatmealed.
by jorondo June 17, 2013
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The Oatmeal

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?
by Flying Asian January 1, 2012
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Oatmeal

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
by T4C January 17, 2005
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Oatmeal

Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal”
by Youze a lame February 1, 2018
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Oatmeal

Frosty's original name
Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!
by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004
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