Netta-drunk

It is a form of behavior or state - of mentally unbalanced person often under alcohol influence, who performs extremely hopeless, jealous, possessive or obsessive actions towards something or someone; characteristically shameless or bald-faced by such performer.

Netta-drunk:

-...so tell me how was your night out, Merry?
- Can you believe!?
Henri's wife went Netta-drunk again! At first she cried cause of his one smile to the waitress and locked herself in the restroom. Then after 2 hours she came out , saw all of us having fun so as usual she broke the bottle on Henri's head! Every time we go out she spoils everybody's evening !

by tststs June 3, 2010

nettard

One who makes a fool of oneself, either in a controlled recording or via a hidden camera, and is immortalized when said video is uploaded to and viewed on the internet.

"LOL, that guy is a complete and utter nettard!"

by Jacobbbbbb November 8, 2007

nettard

Someone who is technologically challenged or retarded.

Joe's internet was not working because his ethernet cable wasn't plugged in to his laptop. What a nettard!

by Count Zackula November 2, 2005

nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it

"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."

by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007

Neetta

Doesn't have a definition yet.
Jerks off 3-5 times a day.
Could kill you in 2-3 business days.
Possibly gay.

If I could choose to be a donkey or Neetta, I would choose donkey so I could be some use to someone. <3

by definetlynotjere November 22, 2021

Nettan

Nice, cute and helpful. A good friend and fun to party and work with. Very patient, but don’t push her to far, you don’t want her as your enemy.

Wish everyone could be like Nettan.

by Fiona Pinkerton November 24, 2021

Niettad

A type of man which is dumbass, always fail in love but he's the best Gacha Player.

Example : Hey, that's John. He is niettad

by Triet The GOAT March 17, 2022