Fuck Nuts

One who has gone on a "FUCKING" bender.

Peter has gone fuck nuts!

by fucker October 21, 2003

fuck nuts

Matt Giles

Matt..your new name is Queen Fuck Nuts.

by BenDover May 18, 2004

Fuck my nuts!

When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.

"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."

by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015

My fat fucking nuts

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts

by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

fucking nuts

One with his penis inserted into a jar of peanut butter.

Cheif say, man who have dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

by OniLink5000 October 24, 2003

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy

Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts

by Catschnell February 3, 2009