Nutch

Another word for a very beautiful woman.

That nutch is looking splendid in her dress tonight.

by Adam Oliver June 18, 2014

nutche

A blank word having no meaning except the one you want it to

Stop being such a nutche/ I will nutche you across the lake/ Stop nutchin' and get over here/ You NUTCHEBAG/ hey you gonna finish that nutche/ Get the nutche over here if you dont want me to nutche the nutchin' nutche out of you, you nutchy nutche

by Versinrik March 8, 2009

Nutch Vader

Nutch Vader is the pronunciation of "Darth Vader" in the native language of the Ewoks, as stated by C3PO in Return of the Jedi, when he is telling the Ewoks the story of the protagonists.

Aronto bosh, Nutch Vader.

by Hoppas April 26, 2011

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011

smugglers nutch

Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom

Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.

by Dave B. December 8, 2003

Dutch in the Nutch

A guy who never wears his seatbelt and uses a carpet shampooer to clean his back.

Man that Dutch in the Nutch sure is funny.

by Big Vodka August 18, 2010

Nutch E.

Nutch E. wagons raddishes guyeve bierga

nutch e is the nutchiest guy there is.

by nutche guyeve October 30, 2003