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Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009
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nutsackery

nutsack-related funny business
Tom: Hello, Jake
Jake: Oh... hey, Tom. What's up?
Tom: If I didn't know better, I'd say there's some nutsackery going on in here.
by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008
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nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.
Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!
by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008
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MC Nutsackersaurus

A clever and verbose underground rapper who waxes poetic about such diverse (and taboo) topics as having sex with dead babies, putting a butt mask on a monkey and calling it a 'buttape', and tenticle rape hentai. MC Nutsackersaurus is known for his six syllable rapping style, and has been called 'sick', 'unrivaled' and 'jawesome' by the underground music press. Check out his soon-to-be unleashed live show, where he will rock monkey buttholes all over the western United States. Wud to you momma.
I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud
by everybody's stupid but me August 24, 2003
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Nutbucker

a provacative and irrestible female. Someone that everybody loves. They dont like being called names. And if you play a prank on them you better watch your back.
I tried to screw with that nutbucker, but she got me back good.

Have you seen that nutbucker? she's a total knockout.
by Total Hottie January 29, 2008
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MC Nutsackersaurus

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002
a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac
by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003
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nutsuckler

to be an asshole on a video game where no one likes the way that person dose things or a spawn killeror douche bagsome one who doesn't listen to the admins or follows the rules
"teabagger123 is a nutsuckler "
by kyle fallis April 16, 2008
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