number twos

term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.

hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?

by tony August 1, 2004

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006

number two

Heard in Sean Paul's song "Like Glue"; meaning a homosexual man.

"Still I got to stick to my girls like glue; And I man not play number two."

by Irene August 19, 2004

go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.

- Mom, I gotta go number two.

by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013

Make number two

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.

After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "

by primo box October 31, 2016

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

number-two pill

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.

"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007