Number 7

In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.

Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"

Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"

by Dr. Squirrel March 14, 2009

old number 7

Jack Daniels. The name comes straight from the label.

"And I can't wait to see you and see how your week has gone,
and tear into Old No.7 and make love till dawn."
-"Love Like This" Drive-by Truckers

by Andy Hall March 27, 2005

Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

by Andi March 7, 2005

Lucky Number 7

A gang bang which involves 7 guys and 1 lucky lady. The girl is getting fucked in the ass, fucked in the vagina, titty fucked, all while giving a footjob, a handjob to two guys and giving a blowjob. There for giving all 7 guys something to do. This is typically followed by a death star

"So last night me and 6 other guys from the lacrosse team went over to that hookers house and did a lucky number 7

by Wambam719 December 20, 2008

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

by becauseyes no yes no 6969 November 1, 2020