Schrodinger’s Nudes

The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.

P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”

Schrodinger’s Nudes by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021

dude's nudes 

A term used for the male gentitalia. Origins: Northern California.

That guy totally flashed me his dude's nudes!

dude's nudes by wienerbeast March 8, 2008

Nude man's own dressing 

Ejaculate, preferably spread out over a large area. If diet is taken into consideration, you may get a variety of flavors, from pineapple to asparagus. Not necessarily linked to tossing salad, but that will probably result in dressing on the side.

By the time they finished, he was sore all over and her cherry tomatoes were covered in nude man's own dressing.

Nude man's own dressing by svils March 5, 2008

tommy's nudes 

beauty

wow you are tommy's nudes!

tommy's nudes by need a carbonhydrate caretaker September 9, 2018

Schrodinger's nude 

If u can see the majority of buttock but can't visually confirm the presence of a panty in a photo, the girl in said photo is simultaneously both naked and not naked below the waist.

John: "Facebook's dumb bot zucc'd me again!"
Jack: "For what?"
John: "Sharing a Schrodinger's nude pic."
Jack: "That sucks, dude."

Schrodinger's nude by PluGuGuu April 19, 2023

Asia's nudes 

a Discord server for Asia's nudes

"hey have u seen Asia's nudes?"

Asia's nudes by NIGGAnaps July 23, 2023

Schrodinger's Nude 

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

Schrodinger's Nude by zzzbek August 31, 2023