Get your cheese wet

To get any form of sex - oral or intercourse. Mainly for men: getting your dick wet - sucked or fucked.
Yo dude, what happened with the babe you took home last night? You get your cheese wet?
by ZER21 May 14, 2021
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Punch You In Your Cheese

When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.
Christian is gonna to Punch You In Your Cheese you gonna see stars!
by Rnattchapman January 18, 2014
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It’s when you cheddar someone’s cheese in a cup
I'll cheddar your cheese in a cup
by whoneedsausername June 28, 2023
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eat your own cheese

a nicer, politer, and above all quicker way of telling someone, in that order, to "shut up, get lost, and mind their own business"
two people are in a private conversation and a third person butts in:

person 1 (adressing person 3): who exactly are you and what do you want? and why did you interrupt our conversation anyways?

person 2 (adressing person 3): yo man, sorry, but you are not part of this PC (private conversation). please eat your own cheese and shove off, before we get angry, all right?
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
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Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.
"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
by Meistro69 March 06, 2014
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soften your cream cheese

Let me soften your cream cheese girl
by $crubstitute January 25, 2016
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Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.
Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.
by Bickerith May 31, 2019
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