qwerty nosedive

Falling asleep at the keyboard

I took a qwerty nosedive this morning after working throught the night on that essay.

That raid took so long to finish, I kept qwerty nosediving in the middle.

by r1gg4 March 16, 2012

moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

Burgundy Nosedive

To perform cunilingus when the recipient is menstruating.

Pedro: How was your night last night?

Jack: I didn't realise untill after but I did the Burgundy Nosedive.

by JaaaaayTeeeeee March 26, 2012

Nosedive

When you go to kiss someone and accidentally headbutt them with your nose

Guy 1 : "Dude, I was totally getting on with this girl and then...."
Guy 2 : "Then what?"
Guy 1 : "I nosedived"
Guy 2 : "Oh"

by MyTwinBrotherIs.... January 17, 2009

Nosedive

When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.

A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.

by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025

Nosedive

When you penetrate your girlfriends vajayjay while going down on her.

A. So I was going down town with the missus last night and I ended up dunking my nose in her c**t, she freaking loved it!
B. So you nosedived her, hey.

by Strange Eliza February 5, 2025

New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end

Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.

by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022