Norwegian

A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.

American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!

by Blondcurlface April 10, 2011

Norwegian Lunch

Ancient Norwegian tradition that started in the great city of Boston,MA in March 2012.
A liquid lunch consisting of 4 - 6 pints of local beers and 1 - 2 shots (whiskey-glasses) of Jägermeister.
This "meal" should be consumed during a lunch-hour during a workday.
At least one of the attendees must return to work/school afterwards.

Let's go to the pub for a Norwegian Lunch.

by Pandaman5 April 20, 2013

Norwegian Easybake

Similar to a dutch oven, only the female covers her partner's head with the blankets and then proceeds to queef, trapping the partner under the blanket and forcing them to inhale all of the wretched queef stench.

"George always Dutch Ovens me in the morning and I'm so tired of it, so this morning I retaliated with a meaty Norwegian Easybake, which was especially bad due to my pungent yeast infection."

by Norwegian Queefer May 7, 2012

Norwegian Spud

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018

a sexy norwegian

Tord

Hey a sexy Norwegian

by Sexy Norwegian named Tord February 20, 2017

Norwegian brown salmon

When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.

After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.

by Soupfly January 30, 2019

Norwegian Bilge Pump

Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.

She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.

My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.

by WTMFN April 28, 2016