NoobToob

The greatest independant gaming podcast on the internet, hosted by Tobin and Yuzo. They are also completley non-biast

-NoobToob says MGS sucks
-Fuck thoses bastards!!
-Atleast it's better then IGN's bullshit

by ThunderWank January 26, 2009

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nooboner

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

"You nooboner, you suck at Halo!"

by Kerry June 18, 2006

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This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

by Skyrazza October 9, 2006

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Noobonic Plague

A highly contagious cyber disease that incapacitates progamers and renders their skills ineffective; symptoms inclue delirium, nausea, low APM, lack of sufficient micro and/or macro, etc.

WTF happened to you out there, man? You got the noobonic plague or somethin'?

by ub3rpl0x February 20, 2009

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Noobonaught

noobonaught

Main Entry:
Noo·bo·naught

Pronunciation:
\nü-bo-nôt\

Function:
noun

Date:
21st century

Definition:
One who participates in noob like behavior. An explorer of the techniques of noobatry. A practitioner of immature or uncultured behaviors usually referring to internet gaming. One who is unfamiliar with the status-quo. Ignorant behavior.

Synonyms:
Noob, newbie, novice, newb, nub, nubster, noobie, green horn, newbee, fish, fresh meat

Antonyms:
Expert, veteran, cultured, aware, informed, mature, responsible, reasonable, likable, charming, polite, attentive, diplomatic, leet, elite, l33t, 1337, 31337, cool, in, hip, rad, happening, groovy, groooovy

1. Shortbus is such a NOOBONAUGHT, he starts fights over the most petty self righteous attitudes.

2. Shortbus couldn't hit some one with a RPG if he tried, what a NOOBONAUGHT!

3. OMG! Shortbus is crying like a little girl, he is totally a NOOBONAUGHT!

by Pete Perez (mIKe's ReVeNGe) December 24, 2007

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