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Noobhammer

Derived from the Jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a massive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.

It got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.
OMFGWTFBBQ Noobhammer suxzor !!~TILDE!ONE
by SidVicious March 1, 2004
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Noobhammer

1.) Noun. The bastardization of the word Jackhammer, a weapon from the game Planetside. Normally a term used by people who complain after being killed in a video game, also by people who cannot spell 'balanced.'
VS guy: OMFG this game is so unbalenced!!!!1! Every NC has one, how GAYHEY

Me: Just jump in your Magrider and go run over some people. That'll make you happy again.
by Manawski October 15, 2003
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noobtuber

Person who uses a grenade launcher in the call of duty series who sucks balls
stupid noobtuber spawn tubed me and got a multikill..........faggat
by noobtubee May 14, 2010
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notamerica

notAmerica is that part of the world that we do not yet own or controll and therefore must be destroyed or invaded
one day, one bright, shining GLORIOUS DAY there will be no notAmerica
by Americawillruletheworld April 29, 2008
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noobhammer

about to get nerfed into non-existance. :(
OMG N3rf teh no0bHammir!!11!

.... but wait it is not overpowered at all in comparisom to all the other weapons 0_o
by Eld January 2, 2004
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noobmaker

A player who is not very good and kills someone in a game like counterstrike, therefore makes them a noob.
theNOOBMAKER: There are too many noobs in this server.
random nerd: Well you made them.

.......later in the game

theNOOBMAKER: I made 3 noobs that round!
random nerd: shutup
by theNOOBMAKER September 5, 2008
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Noobcakery

A Location or Community From which many newbies arrive from.
This Play on words incorporates the aspect of the location practically making ("like baking cakes") Noobs.
This phrase may also relate to a specific person or family, who may have bought up someone of whom many would consider as a noob.
"Noobcakery" may even be applied to someone who acts / appears to be Noob-like.

Noobcakery is used in FPS gaming when one team has completely dominated another. The team that looses is thought to be "a new batch of Noocakes, from the Noobcakery"
Smells like a new batch of Noobcakes from the Noobcakery!
by Leathers9571 May 29, 2010
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