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Some people refer to their ejaculate as "noob sauce" and actively talk about it and try to engage everyone around them with the subject, male or female, because they are desperate for sex with anyone.
Micky: You should put some noob sauce on that sangwich...

Darrel: Stop talking about your god damn jizz already. I do not want to engage in sexual activity with you.
by Greggory April 13, 2006
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A player on Xbox Live that is continuously pounded into a bloody pulp.
"That kid sucks a Halo 3. He's a noob sauce."
by Drew Kedra March 8, 2008
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the lowest level of gamer(and or) life. They r da ones noobs crush
man, that was my first online game in any madden game and the firt time i bought one and i still poned that 20year old's stanker. i love the taste of noob sauce.
by $CREEDS$ October 5, 2008
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a word used to tell someone who is being an idiot that they are being an idiot
(person drops cafeteria food on the floor and it gets everywhere)
random guy: aw dude i think you got a little noob-sauce on your face. might wanna wipe that off
by Gus Hightower August 12, 2007
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the pownage of a n00b(z).
"hey manny, your boobs are concave."
"whaaaaaa?"

manny gets noob sauced every french class,
manny is the defintion of n00b.
(ps ashton b. is too.)
by kmac+rmac May 1, 2008
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The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.

To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.

The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.

Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.

The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.

Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.

The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.

In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.

Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).

(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
Last night Dr. Strangelove experimented with noobsauce in an attempt to infect Soviet militants only to find himself infected this morning.

"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"

"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
by Pablo Nella July 17, 2007
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1. one who is an extreme noob
2. one who sucks at halo.
(often related to andrew nagle)
Damn, andrew bagle is being a total noobsauce today.

nagle sucks at halo, what a noobsauce.
by mr. wiffles March 31, 2009
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