O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

Sam O’nella Academy

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Sam O'Nella

The only white lad canonically able to say the n-word.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the newest Sam O'Nella episode?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that he said the n-word.

by Eel on Musk September 30, 2019

Nuella

Nuella is a beautiful fun and outgoing person who is real friend and will be down to ride nuella is thick and very goofy so if you have an nuella you should keep her around .

Dang you should really get a nuella .

by Bapetism January 6, 2017

noelia

noelia is a nice girl who is also very loyal. she is willing to give anyone even the worst people second chances. she like affection and adventuring but at the same time she wants to lay on the coach all day with someone and eat ice cream for hours on end. she is also smart and beautiful. she makes friends easily and will do anything to make anyone happy.

noelia is nice

i think i’m going to call my friend noelia, oli!

by iloveplantsandpuppies June 25, 2018

Noelani

Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)

Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world

by A noelani lover December 15, 2017

Sam O'Nella Academy

A wise youtube channel . Perfect for studying history (ex. for a test)

Hey, I watched Sam O'Nella Academy last night... got an A on my test. Also Sigmund Freud was a pretty weird dude.

by Gateway To Milk August 16, 2018