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on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.
My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.
by wordman55 September 3, 2013
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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
by thelonious3 October 20, 2019
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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
by Moorebucks March 8, 2011
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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.
Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!
by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009
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no wipe poopie

A no wipe poopie describes a situation in which a person takes a massive shit, yet the anus leaves nothing on the toilet paper after wiping.
Man I just fell victim to the no wipe poopie
by cunt muscle July 26, 2006
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Chief No Wipe

Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo.
Gosh darn it, James. You smell like Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. Please, take a shower.
by Carl Blumpkin June 22, 2006
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