Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 08, 2019

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 01, 2022

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021