Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

Man-nipples

Nipples on men. We don't know why they exist, the men are clearly not using them.

This is as full of meaning as man-nipples

by Starry "star" Nightstreak December 2, 2015

Old man nipples

Raisins.

As I walked into the family changeroom I saw Old man nipples.

by Twin07 July 17, 2021

manly nipple sex

A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.

Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"

Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"

Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."

by Tom from November 1, 2008

nippleman

An industrial-type worker, male or female, who assures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
This job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other assorted attachments...

"So, you're applying for nippleman, eh ?"
"Oh, yes Ma'am !!"
"Well, I hope you have a bit of experience..."
"Oh yes Ma'am, in Las Vegas and New Orleans.."
"Well, we'll try you for a few hours.."
"Oh, thank you Ma'am !!!!"

by johnny chingas April 29, 2009

NippieMan

Legit the sexiest man alive. NippieMan is actually is Jesus Christ in the second coming.

Him: Do you know NippieMan?
Her: no who is NippieMan
Him: Stabs the woman

by NippieMan January 4, 2021

Nipplegänger

People who share identical looking nipples.

“Ja’Ronla, if we don’t find an act today for the Rev's retirement party, someone’s going to lose their job, and it’s not going to be me. Bring me in one more juggler or one more ventriliquist and I’m going to puke. Surprise me, damn it. New!”

...
...

“This is Ziralee, and this is Ashley. They are nipplegängers.”

“Doppelgängers? I'm not seeing it.”

“No, no. Not doppelgängers. Nipplegängers. Ladies?...”

...

“Well now, so you are. So you are.”

by PJMac September 7, 2012