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ninjistics

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.
Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.
by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006
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ninjatic

("ninge-ATTIC"): Something that was ninja-like; acrobatic, swift, fast, accurate, impressive. Also having 'mad skillz'.
After getting ripped on a case of beer and lighting his papasan on fire, Bo did this totally ninjatic flip over the flaming chair and nearly busted his ass.
by mastaaar September 23, 2005
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ninjaistic

like or comparable to the awesomeness of a ninja. as fantastic as a ninja. having the intense skillfullness of a ninja.
that was ninjaistic!

all asian movies are totally ninjaistic!
by secretasianninja September 17, 2010
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ninjistics

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.
Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.
by sensei: Kyle and Melonie May 12, 2006
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Ninjasticks

An exclamation of frustration, something that is shouted when a person is incredibly wound up about something
"Oh ninjasticks there's no more Garibaldi left!"
by Gralbo the Magnificent April 24, 2006
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ninjestic

Derived from the words ninja and majestic, "ninjestic" is an adjective used to describe someone with great skill. If you wish to describe an action, you should use the adverb form: ninjestically.
If a friend leaps up a giant rock, you might tell them that they are a ninjestic climber. If the paper a friend wrote in study hall before class receives an A, you might tell them that it was ninjestically written.
by ForestNinja October 30, 2008
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Ninjustice

1) Revenge secured through clandestine and secretive methods.

2) The act of seeking retribution when standard avenues for justice aren't available.
Though he had been beaten and embarrassed by Troy, he knew ninjustice would be his once Troy consumed the laxative mixed into his protein shake.
by shamroq September 8, 2009
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