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Nikocado Avocado 

have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
Nikocado Avocado by XximgayxX October 19, 2020

Nikocado Avocado 

A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.
Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup

Nickocado Avocado 

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

Nikocado Avocado 

The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.
I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.
Nikocado Avocado by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

Nikocado Avocado 

A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.
There is this one dude by the name of Nikocado Avocado that acts like a baby

Nicocado Avocado 

A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.
Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.