Niggalations 4:20

If thou can make her laugh and giggle thou can make her ass clap and jiggle

“Nigga how you pullin so many bitches?” “Bruh, Niggalations 4:20 ,If thou can make her laugh and giggle thou can make her ass clap and jiggle”.

by Crewserdriver June 21, 2020

Niggalations 17:38

"If thou cannot throw hands, thou cannot throw shade"- Niggalations 17:38

James: Bruh, I'm about to go fight Dontrell!
Tyriq: Boi, if you are u better have Niggalations 17:38 in mind.

by Xray Equinox May 27, 2016

Niggalations 1:4

He who conducts thy aux cord must haveith flames on thy playlist.

"Pass the aux cord."
"Nigga read Niggalations 1:4"

by Book of Niggalations January 21, 2019

Niggalations

The holy book to those seeking guidance in the way of the hood. It is the bible and guide book on how to act and be in your life.

Niggalations 4:19

If you’re strapped you won’t get clapped

by chokemelikeyouhatemebutyoulove November 17, 2020

Niggalicious

Compliments the taste of a food, while also implying that a black person would have enjoyed it as well.

1.

Moseph: That be some niggalicious watermelon!

2.

Gabigail: That pizza was niggalicious!

Nedward: Well of course, it was a nigga lover's choice!

by Urbangeek3.9 January 25, 2014

Niggaritis

1) Its a sudden feeling of tiredness one feels after eating a meal.

2) Feeling of laziness after a satisfactory meal

1)Niggaritis took me after eating that warm home cook meal. I feel too lazy to do anything anymore.

2) After I have ate my dinner, I started to feel tired of doing anything. I think I have a case of Niggaritis.

by L.A1000 May 26, 2017

Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

by udu_ May 23, 2009