newgends

A german kid that doesn't get the joke

A german kid walks up your campsite and wants to hangout with you, you accept. You tell the kid a joke and he doesn't understand it, you then say: "fucking newgends"

solves everything belief me

by The Godfatherrrrrrrr June 30, 2009

New Age Outlaws

A WWF tag team formed in the late 90's. Consisting of "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn and Road Dogg (formally The Roadie), originally were an upstart team that had little success. Eventually joined with D-Generation X (a popular faction in the WWF) and became very popular. Road Dogg usually would speak over their entrance music.

"Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"

"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

new age bullshit

Any word spewed forth from the mouths of residents of San Francisco, Boulder, and attendees of Burning Man.

Person A: "Hey dude, you see that hippie on campus? What was he talking about?"

Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."

by definitionnugget April 14, 2014

New Age Ads

A promotion forum that pulled up a good start, ended with crackings from Brandon and his team, and more. All but one NAA's ran on Invisionfree, the last one on IPB. It all started in August 2008, where TStorm2, Womo123, speedjammer, akiratheoni, RedSox9, and a few others started the NAA staff team. MisaTange became an elite member, then requested to become a service team member. They approved her application, though, because of her IP address was considered to be a spambot. A month later, all hell released. The forum was cracked for the first time, ever. Two more NAA's with the similar timeline and staff members above happened, and then was cracked again. After getting cracked a third time, two staff members took the stage for administrator. akiratheoni and Womo123 retired, and the administrative team was RedSox9 and MisaTange. We did not finish the graphics, and it was cracked. Next to take administrative spot were Zunder and speedjammer. There was no hope left for NAA. They had a freakishly bright purple skin, the old topics trashed in a trash bin of the forums. It was cracked once again. MisaTange left, and google'd New Age Ads for hope. Unfortunately, they had a suckish version no longer administrated by well-known NAA member. It was bought out by a member. Thanks to them, NAA is now inactive.

You can say this is a diary entry.

Nearly all of the New Age Ads generations were good. When I came out of summer vacation and typed in New Age Ads' long URL, I was excited and logged in. I registered into Driver's forum before NAA closed down.

-MisaTange

by MisaTange July 8, 2009

new age retro hippie

An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th

Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?

by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007

newgen

One of the gen-forms, representing the "new generation", or early teens born around 2000's who are hella annoying, especially online.

Holy shit, Henry is such a dang newgen on COD4.

by Hankiedoodle October 27, 2016

New-age Hippie

A combination of modern hippie and new-age ideals. Generally someone who loves nature and feels very strongly about protecting the environment. They're fans of meditation and yoga. They're very spiritual, often believing in crystal healing, chakras, natural medicine, etc. Many of these spiritual beliefs have origins in both Eastern and Indigenous religions, though you can be a new-age hippie of any or no religion. They are also advocates for human rights and non-violence.

"Why do you carry all these crystals with you?"
"Oh, they help with my anxiety and protect me from negative energy! I'm a bit of a new-age hippie."

by Lady_Hiraeth December 16, 2019