netfoss

Network Fossil.
A Fossil is a serial communications layer to allow DOS based software to talk to modems without dealing with hardware I/O and interupts.
A Network Fossil redirects such software to a TCP/IP address rather then to a serial modem.
NetFoss is faster then other fossils, due to being written in asm.

Dude I installed NetFoss and now my door games run twice as fast!

by the humble guy April 28, 2006

netheism

Hard atheism without any supernatural belief.

Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!

by dragonfΙy July 29, 2018

nether regions

The area between a person's(male and female) legs; the crotch, the groin, the area where reproduction and the removal of bodily wastes occurs.

1.During cheerleading practice, while Jennifer was performing a cartwheel and the crotch of her outfit accidently slipped aside revealing her nether regions, little did she realize that Mick, who was jogging on the track nearby, caught sight of her wardrobe malfunction and suddenly had the irresistable urge to chuck it in her.

*a few days later...*

2.When poor ol' Mick accidently dropped the soap while using the prison shower, he had to bend over to pick it up, but this put his ass and nether regions into view, giving the other boys upstate a grand opportunity to tailpipe him and ram his shit in the wrong direction.




Mark H. Posting definitions on UD since last February.

by Mark H February 14, 2005

nethasa

Honestly one of the best person in the world. She's got the maturity of a 2 year old, but everyone loves her. She's really pretty, but short.
She's so nice, like unbelievably nice.

Person 1: There's Nethasa
Person 2: Did you hear, she gave lollipops and positive notes to everyone in her class
Person 1: Wow she's nice

by Hi Nethasa November 21, 2019

netherlandians

The netherlandians are the people of the netherlands

Friend: What are people from the Netherlands called?
Me: Netherlandians

Friend: No its the Dutch you fucking retard

by add my snap: kschmidtb December 9, 2017

Netbong

1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.

'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'

by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

The NETH

The absolute dominate force on the planet in terms of swag, smoothness and overall manliness. The NETH will steal your girl for fun, and give her back without touching her-actually improving the quality your relationship.

Loser #1: "Man if I had 0.10 the swag of The Neth I wouldn't be a loser"

Loser #2: "Man if you had that swag I would be cool just for knowing you, The NETH is my hero."

by The Neth June 28, 2008