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neoconservative

Person who practices 1960s hedonism in his/her personal life, but abolishes all the hard parts (social responsibility) of that decade's cause. Normally a chicken hawk, as well. Often uses drugs but wants to spend $37,000/year of taxpayer money to ruin the lives of poorer people who do the same.
If you haven't figured it out, the neocons are in control right now.
by Zeppelin June 28, 2004
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Neoconservative

A neoconservative is someone who, when watching The Matrix, believes that it's real.
Lewis Black wrote the above definition of a neoconservative.
by Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo January 3, 2007
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neoconservative

see "Chicken Hawk".
Some bommer baby "intellectual" who sleazed himself out of serving in Vietnam, but 30 years later is way too eager to send somebody else to war. They have two other distinguishing charicteristics.
1) When they start trouble they call it "pre-emptive strike. When the sand niggers do thje same thing they call it "jihad."
2) Even tghough they were too yell themselves to go to Vietnam, they have the balls to call Vietnam vets who question them (like john Kerry) "traitors"
Flaming hypocrytes!!
by FederalQ2 March 9, 2004
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neoconrep

A definition of anybody who doesn't agree with the extreme left-wing agenda
Anybody who voted for Boy-KING last november is a neoconrep.
by leo cuban July 24, 2006
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Neoconservative

A traitor. Neoconservatives believe in forcibly seizing the livelihood of Americans, under threat of abduction and imprisonment by the IRS, and the transfer of said earnings to foreigners, for instance, residents of the fanatically Islamic anti-American terror-state of Iraq—a nation in which more than 85% of the general public supported 9/11.

“Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.” –The Constitution

The Iraqi general public are enemies (and hate Americans so much they want us to die in a fire - polls show more than 85% of Iraqis supported the 9/11 attacks). Giving aid and comfort to enemies constitutes treason as clearly defined by the Constitution. Without exaggeration, neocons, that believe in theft of American livelihoods, and the subsequent spending of said earnings on elections, public services, building schools etc. for our enemies (the Iraqis), are traitors and should be executed as such.
Anyone that supported the Iraq invasion for reasons other than homeland security is a neoconservative and an international communist traitor that ought to be dragged out into the street and shot in the head, and dumped far enough out-to-sea that his or her treasonous commie remains don’t wash-up on American shores in any recognizable form.
by frick1 March 29, 2010
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NeoConservatism

CCCR Fortunate Son plays..................Vietnamese are gonna get napalm striked bitches!!!!
NeoConservatism: I support Afghan and vietnam war because im interventionist!!!
by Sierras ugly September 11, 2021
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neoconcensus

the number of rightwing assholes it took to wreck US credi(t)bility.
the neoconcensus includes everyone who believes the gummint 911 conspiracy theory.
by veedeebee April 19, 2009
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