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Neighbor’s Dog 

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.
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Neighbor’s dick 

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him
-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

Eskimo Neighbor’s 

Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.
Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro

taint's neighbor 

Another term for Anus. Derived as being located next to the taint.
Taint's neighbor let out an ominous howl and a rancid stench quickly filled the room.
taint's neighbor by glopezsez September 24, 2008

randi's next door neighbor 

some fat bitch who wears really short shorts and allows her giant muffin top to hang over them
That girl with the muffin top is like randi's next door neighbor

neighbor-snoop 

A neighbor who is constantly walking by your house asking questions about about your life.
Les walked by the house asking invasive questions and behaved like a neighbor-snoop
neighbor-snoop by proust23 September 30, 2010

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"