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Full of JAP's, stoners, rich people, AND poor people. What a combination! You are either in a band or rich or a stoner. It consists of an unnecessary amount of resturants and banks.
by Sasquatch May 13, 2005
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Needham

A small town in Massachusetts, where not much ever happens, except for the occasional shooting or murder. It's filled with mostly preps, STONERS!, girls who think that Good Charlotte is the most punk RaWk thing ever, jocks, skaters, and your occasional artsy, spooky, or scene kid/s. There are both rich people and poor people. Most of the population is white, not all of it though. It's a closed community, and for the most part pretty unaccepting as well. Commonly known as Weedham, for obvious reasons.
Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: Needham.
Person 1: Hahaha, you mean WEEDHAM?!
by Neeeely September 14, 2005
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Needham

Suberban Town just outside of Boston. If you go to the high school you are either a jock, a rich jewish girl, a pot head, or a squeeky clean smarty pants. The jewish population all hangs out toghether, along with the Irish Catholics. Also known as the Democrats and Republicans. There are about 20 churches and 2 temples. Everyone in needham has smoked from one time to another, which is why they call it Weedham. Kids here live in their little safe bubble surrounded by their airconditioning and nice cloths. Say one thing politicly incorrect people would think you killed a kitten. West Roxbury is considered a bad place to live to Needhamers . If any Needham Students steped foot in southie they would be a fish out of water.
by Rocketts 2010 August 3, 2010
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a place where houses are worth 5 million dollars, great sports and amazing schools. You are considered poor if you are a girl with out a juicy outfit for every day of the year, or don't have a porsche.

it is also the bank capital of mass, probably cuz everybody is wicked rich.
Needham owns wellesley at everything.

"Go to the bank in ur boxter and get me a couple hundred to go shopping at juicy mommy!"
by yalll December 8, 2007
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A residential town 11 miles southwest of Boston, Needham contains 13 elder facilities, nursing homes, or retirement communities.
Needham is where Wellesley goes to die.
by Rocket99 July 3, 2009
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needhamming

When two men with mustaches intertwine their staches in a passionate kiss.
"Aw how cute! Those guys were needhamming to celebrate their anniversary."
by Ice Cream Man225 January 10, 2018
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Needhammerism

A religion where Andrew Needhammer is worshipped. Common religious practices include worshipping at the church of Needhammerism and watching the nutcracker annually.
What’s your religion?
I believe in Needhammerism, I worship Andrew Needhammer.
by Onefabulousfatty April 23, 2023
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