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necrotomigaud 

Post Awareness Stage 6 Is Without Description.
Necrotomigaud Definition: A Piece Of Artmade by Ivan Seal, for the caretaker (James Leyland Kirby)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY "SHOULD INCLUDE THE WORD BEING DEFINED" I ALREADY FUCKING DID??!!?!!!!!!?!!!!

Guy 1 heduy what's IP
Guyw2 have yoycu ecver herd of the cartaker?
Guy1 no??
Guy 2 well,, heas a musician ok?
Guy 1 ok

Necrotomigaud

necronomicon 

A possibly lost book containing occult knowledge and wisdom. It was most prominently featured in the works of Lovecraft, and he later claimed that the book was his own invention. However, further investagations show references to the work "necronomicon" much older than Lovecraft so even if he did completely invent all the information in his "unspeakable necronomicon" it is still likely there was some old occult text of the same name that was just wiped from history as part of the cycle of book burnings and european wars.
A work called the "Necronomicon" may have existed, even if it wasn't anything like the book featured in Lovecraft's works.
necronomicon by amdotaku January 30, 2005

Necronomicon 

Thought to be a fictional book referenced in H.P. Lovecraft stories. There have been others who say that there is an actual book that was used by people of the Occult to summon zombies and who knows what else.
There is an actual Necronomicon, but it goes by another name.
The actual Necronomicon is a book by the author Stephenie Meyer, called, 'Breaking Dawn'.

This book is so incredibly evil, that those who read it end up emotionally, and even sometimes physically scarred. Some people have even died from its affect.
Person 1: Dude, you hear about that girl, Melissa? She apparently read 'Breaking Dawn' and now she's in lockdown at the local hospital.

Person 2: Who knew that the Necronomicon would turn out to be an actual book?
Necronomicon by fdsfsgfdg May 20, 2009

necronomicon 

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.
necronomicon by JP May 5, 2003

Necromincer

Necromincer can be split into two definitions which are essentially the same but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Definition 1: Term for faux-kvlt doom metal guitarists who have a penchant for all things grimm, glittery plastic guitars, solid state sunn amplifiers and butter pies.

Definition 2: Lonley, overweight clown shoes with role playing tendancies into death/black metal and doom. Little in the way of social skills, wont recognise his dick from a riff and will have ears that may as well be attached to a mouses back.

Oh man Chris is a total necromincer. Why would anyone use a plastic satch signature guitar for doom?
Necromincer by KVLTMASTAH December 15, 2008

necronomical 

'Hey man, you see that corpse? It was necronomical!"
necronomical by Heffry September 3, 2010