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Navy Shower

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Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)
by benj.1_ November 16, 2021
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the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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navy shower

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When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.
I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!
by LLots June 18, 2006
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Navy Seal Team 6

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The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!
Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!
by We Got Him! May 25, 2011
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Navy Smurf

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What sailors call the Sweat jacket and pants that you get the first 2 weeks at bootcamp. They usually wear them until your first NWU.
sailor - "I fucking love the navy smurf Jackets!!
by SirDerpFace June 19, 2015
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Phony Navy SEAL

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An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.

Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.

Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"

"What class were you?"

"My what?"

"Your BUD/S Class....?"

"20 Bravo Delta 1"

"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
by High and Dry March 24, 2013
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Navy Seal

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HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide that many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.
When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS

Admit Nothing...Deny Everything...Make Counter-accusations
by DEVGRU August 3, 2004
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