snack nappin

When you waste the whole day in bed with someone, having sex, occasionally snaking(eating, drinking, smoking) while taking brief naps between sessions.

Andy:"Yo man, what'd you do last weekend? I never heard from you"
Brendan: "oh you know me and the lady were just snack nappin all weekend"
Andy: "Oh well, gotta love that!"

by Swaino March 20, 2008

rat-nappin

As one attempts to continue the process of getting stoned, he passes the pipe. Unfortunately, he disrespects his peers by holding on to the lighter, thus leaving his comrades without a fire creating device. This creates a situation in which the smoking stops and nothing can proceed until said lighter is returned to the disrespected comrade.

Person #1: (Passes pipe to next individual)
Person #2: Dammit quite rat-nappin, I need the damn lighter. Next thing we know you're going to start stall-katin during the next rotation.

by Mr. Bubbly January 19, 2010

Desktop Nappin

resting your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

Desktop Nappin is when your so tired that you rest your head anywhere through out the day, but only when you got a lot on your menu, it's like when you rested your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

by Jack Atallah February 15, 2013

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

napkin dandruff

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012

Napkin Show

The time of the month when a women is on her period or experiencing menstruation.

Guy A: Dude, that chick was acting so bitchy to everyone earlier.

Guy B: Yeah, I know. She is probably on her fucking Napkin Show.

by R&F May 11, 2013

napkin math

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.

"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".

by silentguardian September 12, 2013